by Murray Meyer | Mar 27, 2010 | clients, crimes, District Attorney, lawyer funny
The DA on the case transmits the Offer from his Boss, the Supervisor. For all 5 robberies with a gun and my guy’s prior convictions: 19 years in State Prison. This sounds about right. We don’t have a defense. My guy’s been id’d by just about...
by Murray Meyer | Feb 1, 2010 | clients, crimes, lawyer funny, TRIAL HUMOR, Uncategorized
“I AIN’T WAIVING SHIT!” This has got to be on the top of the top 40. Ah, how many times have I heard this delightful riposte to my gentle inquiry of my client about giving me, his lawyer, just a little more time to prepare his case. And what can one...
by Murray Meyer | Dec 16, 2009 | clients, crimes, lawyer funny
my guy looks so young and innocent. another lawyer came up to me and said she couldn’t believe this kid could have been convicted of several attempted murders. he’s the picture of innocence. but then there’s the damn...
by Murray Meyer | Dec 7, 2009 | clients, lawyer funny
“I don’t want you – I want a state appointed attorney!” my client screams at me within 10 seconds of meeting him in the holding cell of div 30 right after I asked “why were you arrested?” “Okay, I hear you,” I say and...
by Murray Meyer | Dec 4, 2009 | clients, crimes, lawyer funny, legal theory, TRIAL HUMOR, Uncategorized
Our clients are caught on tape as they get back into their car after doing the robbery. You can see them have to back up several times before finally being able to get out of the parking lot and burn rubber as they peel away. (is that the expression? doesn’t...
