by Murray Meyer | Apr 14, 2010 | crimes, judges, lawyer funny, Uncategorized
We’re in the judge’s chambers in the middle of a trial. We’ve gone back there to argue about an objection the DA is making to something I was asking his witness. I don’t understand the point the prosecutor is making. Don’t think the...
by Murray Meyer | Apr 11, 2010 | crimes, TRIAL HUMOR, Uncategorized
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! All the tzures, heartache and emotional turmoil because they’re being asked to serve on a jury to decide the guilty of my black client accused of receiving stolen property. she’s in university for a psychology degree. wants to help...
by Murray Meyer | Mar 27, 2010 | clients, crimes, District Attorney, lawyer funny
The DA on the case transmits the Offer from his Boss, the Supervisor. For all 5 robberies with a gun and my guy’s prior convictions: 19 years in State Prison. This sounds about right. We don’t have a defense. My guy’s been id’d by just about...
by Murray Meyer | Feb 1, 2010 | clients, crimes, lawyer funny, TRIAL HUMOR, Uncategorized
“I AIN’T WAIVING SHIT!” This has got to be on the top of the top 40. Ah, how many times have I heard this delightful riposte to my gentle inquiry of my client about giving me, his lawyer, just a little more time to prepare his case. And what can one...
