last night I had a dream. I did an armed robbery using my antique WWII M-1. Immediately caught I was in a police car and the cop said – “If you tell me what happened I’ll give you a break. I know that this was a one time thing and you’re not a criminal.” In my show – IT’S CRIMINAL the comedy – I do a bit based on my experiences as a criminal defense lawyer about my clients confessing at the drop of a hat. It amazes me they listen to the cops horseshit they use about helping them out etc. In my dream, that’s just what happens – the cop says to me – “if you tell me what happened I’ll be able to help you out.” I think what the hell – and confess. The next thing that happens is I’m in jail and I’m wondering if there is any possible way to escape and how I can case the joint out without the guards knowing that I’m thinking about escaping. And I’m scared.
