Crowded elevator – on the way down stopping at every floor getting more crowded at every stop. elevator stops on third floor and an older obviously “homeless” guy wrapped up in a blanket squeezes his way in. he looks at this sexy but professionally dressed young woman and says – “are you a lawyer?” she says “why, do you need one?” he says – “no, i need a girlfriend.”nobody says anything until the homeless guy looks at me and says “hard to be player when you’re wearing a blanket.”